Narcississy.

We get sucked into these things very easily. This one, blatantly ripped-off from a bunch of shady characters on my F-list: Google the phrase “——— is”, where the —— is your first name. Selfishly, I’m rather pleased with the results.

Darren is now a half-vampire. Will he ever become a full-vampire?

This week Darren is in Los Angeles finishing up work on a brand new single.

Darren is originally from Waterbury, Conn. He is half Irish, half Polish and a
diabetic.

Darren is a strange fruit.

Darren is working overtime today, which tends to make the week drag.

Darren is Star Wars episode 2.

Darren is flexible. He will work with any set-up he is given.

Darren is as close to jumping out of the car as he can be.

Darren is living proof that humor is a skill that can be learned.

The next thing you know, Darren is taking Sherry to Pizza Street.

Darren is touched by the gesture and they talk while he takes a break.

Darren is my hero.

Darren is captivatd by a tarantula named Madame Octa.

And I am, too.

17 Responses to “Narcississy.”

  1. sleepycinderell Says:
    August 28th, 2005 at 1:48 pm

    Dear boy, I often worry about you : )

  2. agntprovocateur Says:
    August 28th, 2005 at 2:39 pm

    me too!
    luckily, he seems mostly self involved. as long as he's talking to those various "imaginary friends"…. well i think we can wait a while before that intervention.
    =P

  3. FunkyPlaid Says:
    August 30th, 2005 at 9:49 am

    Was it Madame Octa? Is that all?

  4. spiffington Says:
    August 28th, 2005 at 3:48 pm

    A strange fruit indeed…
    Often kinda musty smelling too 😉
    Ya know I love ya really!

  5. not_the_messiah Says:
    August 29th, 2005 at 5:39 am

    Slow day at work so avoiding Jesus here is what I got:-
    Fil is a memory resident, file infecting virus
    Fil is a solid stick
    Fil is more flexible and a bit more evenly balanced
    FIL is insensitive to pattern density
    "al-Fil" is also the name of a "sura" by the unsuccessful would-be prophet
    Musaylimah
    FIL is for students intrigued by literature
    FIL is proving to be a formidable substitute for next generation lithography
    fil is a valuable contribution to media scholarship
    FIL is a vital and concrete repository of Latin
    Fil is one of the best ship's cooks ever to set foot in Sankta Rozino
    Mr.Fil went through hubbardist training in Moscow and is about to continue it in LA
    What fun

  6. FunkyPlaid Says:
    August 30th, 2005 at 9:43 am

    I always knew you were a solid stick.
    *ahem*

  7. chaosvizier Says:
    August 29th, 2005 at 5:46 am

    Although most of the results are quite complementary,
    Darren is Star Wars episode 2.
    singlehandedly cancels any positive buildup you might have earned and sends you tumbling down the steep slopes of Mt. Suxalot. Damn shame, too; you were doing so well.
    😉

  8. FunkyPlaid Says:
    August 30th, 2005 at 9:46 am

    I'm so gonna go JarJar on your ass.

  9. astorax Says:
    August 29th, 2005 at 12:10 pm

    *sigh* You know, it's a sad day when you do this, and the first 30 some-odd pages are direct quotes from the Bible.
    I mean, I know I share a name with an archangel, but COME ON PEOPLE!!!

  10. FunkyPlaid Says:
    August 30th, 2005 at 9:47 am

    We could call you…Melvin or Bertha, instead. Would that make things easier on you?
    😉

  11. astorax Says:
    August 30th, 2005 at 11:14 am

    Hmm…perhaps Marvin…but then I'd be forced to run around asking about an earth shattering kaboom…

  12. dirtbaby Says:
    August 29th, 2005 at 8:32 pm

    Darren is my hero.

  13. FunkyPlaid Says:
    August 30th, 2005 at 9:48 am

    Sweetie. But your hero *is* as close to jumping out of the car as he can be.

  14. dirtbaby Says:
    August 30th, 2005 at 10:00 pm

    Did you paint this? Very nice.

  15. FunkyPlaid Says:
    August 31st, 2005 at 12:19 am

    Thanks. I really should take some good photos and make a page.
    You know, after work and all that.

  16. dichroicynosure Says:
    August 31st, 2005 at 3:58 am

    Selene, the moon goddess, is known for her countless love affairs. The most famous
    of her loves is the shepard Endymion

  17. FunkyPlaid Says:
    September 28th, 2005 at 9:22 am

    Wait a second. A shepherd involves sheep, right.
    Eeeeeew.

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