Ancient Secrets Revealed.


Scientists believe they have worked out a formula to calculate how “beer goggles” affect a drinker’s vision. That magic feeling will never again be as intimate, romantic, or fated. Who knew there was a mathematical formula? What about God’s Will? Divine Providence?

Fucking Stella Artois?

Find out more here.

Thank you, BBC.

Thank you, Manchester U.

Thank you, Bausch & Lomb.

Everybody was saying she was at least worth a snog in the bathroom.

11 Responses to “Ancient Secrets Revealed.”

  1. catness Says:
    November 21st, 2006 at 5:22 am

    the girls all get prettier at closing time
    hee hee

  2. avalokita Says:
    November 21st, 2006 at 5:32 am

    Big girls need lovin' too. 😉

  3. FunkyPlaid Says:
    November 23rd, 2006 at 2:39 pm

    Hell, it's not about the big – it's about the mirror-shattering, and most certainly includes the fugly boys, too. 🙂

  4. darkstones Says:
    November 21st, 2006 at 5:49 am

    I'm surprised there were no variables for make up or clothing.

  5. FunkyPlaid Says:
    November 23rd, 2006 at 2:41 pm

    I suppose if there's enough booze, the more makeup and less clothing, the better.

  6. hannah_henchman Says:
    November 21st, 2006 at 9:36 am

    *L* That's awesome. I can just see a bunch of drunks trying to work that out on napkins to see if they're in danger of going home with a wildebeast.
    I have to say though–I have crappy vision and have never had the "beer goggle" experience. I find people more LIKABLE but that's about it. *shrug*
    Maybe I'm used to seeing the world in a blur.
    I must steal and re-post this.

  7. FunkyPlaid Says:
    November 23rd, 2006 at 2:42 pm

    Depends on what you're drinking, I suppose. Bet I could *give* you the beer-goggle experience…

  8. hannah_henchman Says:
    December 6th, 2006 at 10:51 am

    Oh dear…I'm afraid of what kind of concoction I'd be consuming.
    Should I be afraid?

  9. aureliasveil Says:
    November 21st, 2006 at 10:10 am

    That is hysterical!

  10. angledge Says:
    November 22nd, 2006 at 6:59 am

    In time, all the great research questions will be answered.

  11. FunkyPlaid Says:
    November 23rd, 2006 at 2:44 pm

    Next: mathematical proof that cats actually do have a busy schedule, always needing to tear off and attend feline meetings in the most unlikely of times.

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